In the privacy of their dank basement, Donald-the-Pig kisses 

Lonnie-the-Rat's ring

 

Donald the Pig and Lonnie the Rat found a new friend - 

a mutt named JayDee.

Donald-the-Pig wants more and more.

Uncle Franklin finally realizes the gravity of the situation 

State of the Onion Address

 

Being a souless tyrant is hard work, so even Donald-the-Pig needs to chill